Bronston Jones: Life’s Short

I’m Not!
 
 
 

“Life’s short—I’m not!” isn't just a pun for this 6'7", 240lb, hairy standup giant. It’s his motto, mantra & mission statement, meaning “Tall or small, LIVE BIG! You're on deadline.” So after a 5-year hiatus directing commercials, Bronston is back at the mic doing what he loves most—Saying Something without Selling Anything.


From coast to coast, he's spreading Bronesty, aka "Truth—as filtered through ME.” Bronston revels in revealing his failings and through his conversational style reveals failings we all share. Forgoing America’s obsession with TMZ and TrainWreckTV, Bronston abstains from Twitter, Twilight and Tiger jokes to talk about the hysterical Reality Show called REALITY. Life is Live! He's laughing while living. And he gets the audience laughing and living too!


Bronston has rocked comedy clubs and opened for rock bands. He's even hosted somber charity events that turned crazy sexy fun. He's a regular on LATalkRadio’s DAMage Report and has acted in commercials for Nike, TeleNet and Found Magazine. For a decade, Bronston freelanced for NBC, writing comedy promos for Jay Leno, Dennis Miller and Must-See-TV.


Behind the camera, Bronston produced or directed over 200 commercials, promos & music videos. He directed spots with Whoopi Goldberg, Kathy Griffin and Tommy Lee, plus stars of the NFL, Olympics and NASCAR. He directed Uncle Kracker's Top 20 "Drift Away" and wrote/directed the award-winning comedy short "MaxiDoodles," which skewered the commercial biz—then generated more ad work. Irony, YES! He also coordinated David Brenner, Sandra Bernhard and Jerry Seinfeld HBO specials. Jerry’s opened with a funeral for his retired jokes—Carlin, King, Leifer, Leno, McMahon, Larry Miller, Reiser, Shandling and Wallace were there! Bronston too (in the production moho, but there). Inspiring!! And perhaps why much of his act is based on cheating death.